Has ambitions to be a crazy cat lady if marrying a celebrity crushes proves impossible.

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rhymewithrachel:

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fire-is-better-than-water:

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butterbeer-forthesoul:

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are you greg

yes

hello greg

can we add another greg to the party

hello gregs

i am also greg

too many gregs

You could say it’s a…. congregation

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turnoversfordessert:

NO BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS SHE WAS IN BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Bunny: HUMAN LOOK

I HAVE MADE A FRIEND :D

i cant handle this cuteness

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pizzadise:

i am kris. kris is me.

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jesuschristvevo:

i see you driving round town with the girl i love and im like “what are you doing with my mom”

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gagasdoublechin:

you know she dead

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yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD

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shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:

i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes likeimage

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